Porn site bids to name Heat’s arena

Porn sites naming the most important arena of the state.

Only in Miami.

If you haven’t heard, the Miami Heat and American Airlines Arena have ended one part of their relationship, as far as the arena on 601 Biscayne Blvd.

The Triple-A is no more.

So what about the Double Ds?

OK, that’s the last lame joke I’ll make here.

The tweets can take it from here.

BangBros plans to submit a $10,000,000 bid for the naming rights to the Miami Heat Arena

BangBros would like to name the arena The BBC(BangBros Center) pic.twitter.com/fuhfwqjPp0

— NBA Central (@TheNBACentral) September 12, 2019

So, $10 million, eh?

That’s a lot more than Mia Khalifa claimed she made in the porn industry?

Anyway, the reaction came quickly.

BangBros plans to submit a $10,000,000 bid for the naming rights to the Miami Heat Arena

BangBros would like to name the arena The BBC(BangBros Center) pic.twitter.com/fuhfwqjPp0

— NBA Central (@TheNBACentral) September 12, 2019

Monday Night Raw coming to you live from The Bang Bros Center has a ring to it. https://t.co/MRTpObpb5o

— Sean Waltman (@TheRealXPac) September 12, 2019

Me when Heat season tickets comes with a free bang bros pass https://t.co/MjmIfMWPSW

— Jimmy Herro Buckets (@DanG239) September 12, 2019

“Mom who are the Bang Brothers? Are they like splash brothers?”

🥴🤦🏾‍♀️ https://t.co/Mb9Opa97w1

— Miss. Hester (@KissMySwag91) September 12, 2019

Congrats to everyone who is unaware of what Bang Bros is and is assuming maybe it's a firework store owned by two brothers.

Also, that's definitely what it is. No need to Google. https://t.co/2ASzujJxLs

— J.D. Smith (@DegenerateTBone) September 12, 2019

Move over, Madison Square Garden

Get ready for some hot and heavy action at the Bang Bros Center. https://t.co/pakugJdPB9

— Alex B. Smith Sports (@axsmithsports) September 12, 2019

We will let our Simon Clancy of Three Yards Per Carry finish this out…..

They should apply for the naming of Hard Rock Stadium as well given how often the Dolphins are going to get screwed there this season. https://t.co/wwjwofiGfo

— Simon Clancy (@SiClancy) September 12, 2019