Entries by Ethan Skolnick

Porn site bids to name Heat’s arena

Porn sites naming the most important arena of the state. Only in Miami. If you haven’t heard, the Miami Heat and American Airlines Arena have ended one part of their relationship, as far as the arena on 601 Biscayne Blvd. The Triple-A is no more. So what about the Double Ds? OK, that’s the last […]

BETDSI.com: The Miami Dolphins are a touchdown dog

BETDSI had no merci with the Dolphins. With the offensive and defensive lines this, um, lacking, are you surprised the betting line is this low? Well, some bettors aren’t, apparently. That’s why, if you want to bet the Miami Dolphins and take the seven points from the Baltimore Ravens today, you need to give up […]

Raising Your Game: A shining example at the US Open

Winning and losing are defining terms in tennis and separate who advances and who is eliminated from the draw.  Being a competitive singles tennis player at the highest level requires more than extraordinary athletic talent; the player must show mental and emotional aggressiveness; qualities most young girls are uncomfortable expressing.  Typically, girls are raised to […]

So you’re saying we (Dolphins) don’t have a chance?

The Dolphins had the perfect season. And now they have the imperfect roster. So the Miami Dolphins have accomplished something remarkable already, at least if a computer simulation is to be believed. They have absolutely no chance of playing in the Super Bowl in their home stadium this February. Zero. Point zero. None. Nada. Zilch. […]

The Heat have their Hero and Herro together

The Hero and Herro. Well, this was refreshing. As the Dolphins tank away everything but their toilets at the Davie practice facility, we’re getting closer to the no-tank team in town getting rolling again. The Miami Heat open training camp on October 1st. The Dolphins will likely have lost four games by then. So it […]

Jadeveon Clowney/Miami Dolphins tracker

Jadeveon Clowney and the Miami Dolphins. You know how this works. Smoke, then fire. Right now, we’re starting to cough a bit. The Miami Dolphins have been rumored to have a strong interest in disgruntled former No. 1 overall pick (2014) Jadeveon Clowney of the Houston Texans. Clowney’s relationship with the Texans has soured over […]

Paul Finebaum calls UM a “third world program”

Paul Finebaum opened the floor again. Um, ESPN, about that no politics thing? You remember how Dan LeBatard (our Dan LeBatard, of course) got heat internally for calling out the president’s racially-charged rallies? Well, here’s the flip side of that. Here is Paul Finebaum, known SEC shill and transparent provocateur, making a racially-loaded comment about […]