Entries by Ethan Skolnick

The Game of Thrones, Miami Sports match game

Screenshot photo from Games of Zones on Bleacher Report.   Eighteen months. That’s how long it’s been since the last episode of HBO’s Game of Thrones, during which time South Florida’s various major athletic teams have won a grand total of one postseason contest — that thanks to Dwyane Wade, who wasn’t even here when […]

The best of the Pat Riley press conference

Not much of an introduction necessary here… The most important things Pat Riley said today, tweet by tweet…. First, this, in response to our question… Pat Riley on whether he will finish with the Heat, in light of Lakers situation: "Absolutely." — Five Reasons Sports Network (@5ReasonsSports) April 13, 2019   "Absolutely" — Pat Riley's […]

Heat to Dion Waiters: Time to Shape Up or….

It was the open secret of the Miami Heat season. The proverbial elephant in the room. Dion Weighte- (er, Waiters) was overweight. And the Heat, behind the scenes, weren’t happy about it. Very not happy about it. Heat fans, on the other hand, were equal parts amused and annoyed, until Waiters went on a three-point […]

Bam Adebayo wants the burden

There will be no playoffs this season for the Miami Heat, so Clean Out Day came early. Some players and Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra are meeting with the media and, as of this writing, big men Kelly Olynyk and Bam Adebayo have already done so. Adebayo, in particular, is interesting because he had a […]

The Marlins offense is worse than we thought

No one expected the Miami Marlins to be an offensive juggernaut. Not after dealing their five best offensive players in the past 18 months. Not with only a trio of major league qualified hitters in the lineup. Not when Starlin Castro is probably the best of them. But this? This is ridiculous. Miami was shut […]

Dwyane Wade Triple-Doubles in Last Game

(Photo taken after the 2013 championship, and one of the few I have that isn’t blurry.)   This was supposed to be anticlimactic. Dwyane Wade, however, isn’t capable of creating boredom. So in his last game, in front of his Banana Boat mates and mostly Miami Heat fans in Brooklyn, and playing 36 minutes the […]