Trump the Beautiful (parody)


It’s hard to imagine that the withered raisin resting inside the skull of this walking mound of mud-like substance that we call a president could ever remember all of the lyrics to a song. He can barely remember his kid, Barton. Bandom? Bert? Barnie? You know, Whatshisface.

Anyway, Ballscast decided to put Trump’s cognitive skills to the test and see what happens when you stick him in front of a live mic as ‘America the Beautiful’ plays in the background. The answer? He forgets the mic is on, fails spectacularly at getting any of the words right, and instead just sings, eh… uh… exactly what’s on his mind.

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