THE EXTRA YARD: Alf’s 2021 NFL Mock Draft 2.0

(This is a NO TRADE MOCK DRAFT. For more, download Three Yards Per Carry)

 

1. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-15)

Trevor Lawrence QB Clemson Junior 6’6″ 220 lbs

The Best QB Prospect since Andrew Luck. This time..for real.

2. New York Jets (2-14)

Zach Wilson QB BYU Junior 6’3″ 210 lbs

Zach Wilson really ran up boards in a short amount of time. The Jets went from a lock for Lawrence to blowing their draft position, to settling in and being happy with the BYU signal caller at #2.

3. San Francisco 49ers (6-10) (from Miami through Houston)

Justin Fields QB Ohio State Junior 6’3″ 223 lbs

Some serious Tea Leaf reading suggests that this move up to #3 was made for Justin Fields.

4. Atlanta Falcons (4-12)

Trey Lance QB North Dakota State RS Sophomore 6’3″ 224 lbs

An extension for Matt Ryan, but the talent of Trey Lance is undeniable. New regime, new vision, new QB for Atlanta.

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5. Cincinnati Bengals (4-11-1)

Ja’Marr Chase WR LSU Junior 6’1″ 208 lbs

Rumors that Burrow is pushing for Chase, are just rumors (disputed), and after mocking several players here, the pull of reuniting Chase with Burrow is too much. Good skill group gets better.

6. Miami Dolphins (10-6) (from Philadelphia)

Kyle Pitts TE Florida Junior 6’5″ 247 lbs

I have wondered what the choice would be between Chase, Pitts, Smith, and while I have always thought that Smith gets the nod over Chase, I believe they view Pitts as that Unicorn you can’t pass up.

7. Detroit Lions (5-11)

DeVonta Smith WR Alabama Senior 6’1″ 170 lbs

While Detroit sends away Golladay and Jones, they need talent at the position. This is a gift.

8. Carolina Panthers (5-11)

Penei Sewell OT Oregon Junior 6’5″ 325 lbs

A big move for Watson didn’t materialize, but one for Sam Darnold did. They give it a go with Darnold, by getting him the best tackle in this draft.


9. Denver Broncos (5-11)

Mac Jones QB Alabama RS Junior 6’2.5″ 217 lbs

Broncos have a pretty talented roster, but Drew Lock has not settled the QB position.  He gets competition for it now.


10. Dallas Cowboys (6-10)

Patrick Surtain II CB Alabama Junior 6’1″ 203 lbs

A Cowboys defense that was historically bad, pairs one promising Bama CB (Diggs) with another.

11. New York Giants (6-10)

Micah Parsons LB Penn State Junior 6’2″ 245 lbs

Giants made an investment on skill talent, and were big spenders overall in free agency.  Parsons gives them a signature player for the Defense.

12. Philadelphia Eagles (4-11-1) (from Miami Dolphins through San Francisco)

Jaylen Waddle WR Alabama Junior 5’10” 182 lbs

Their gambit to move up for a QB didn’t work, so you have to give Jalen Hurts every opportunity to succeed. The move down from #6 pays big dividends.

13. Los Angeles Chargers (7-9)

Rashawn Slater OT Northwestern Senior 6’4″ 315 lbs

With Herbert, Skill players in Tow, Tackle help is necessary with an aging Bryan Bulaga as the only reliable starter at OT.


14. Minnesota Vikings (7-9)

Caleb Farley CB Virginia Tech RS Junior 6’2″ 197 lbs

Farley has a real case for CB1, and the Vikings should be over the moon to get him here.


15. New England Patriots (7-9)

Jaycee Horn CB South Carolina Junior 6’1″ 205 lbs

With J.C. Jackson ready to break the bank, and Gilmore on the way out, Horn makes too much sense here at #15.

16. Arizona Cardinals (8-8)

Najee Harris RB Alabama Senior 6’2″ 230 lbs

Cards continue to add to a stacked offense. Big numbers are expected for Kyler Murray and this offense.

 

17. Las Vegas Raiders (8-8)

Alijah Vera-Tucker IOL USC RS Junior 6’4″ 300 lbs

LT Kolton Miller gets a partner on the left side for now. Vera-Tucker has also played Left Tackle before, which affords the Raiders some flexibility in the future.

18. Miami Dolphins (10-6)

Travis Etienne RB Clemson Senior 5’10” 215 lbs

While all the noise has been about Najee Harris, Travis Etienne has quietly gone under the radar. Etienne was a top of many boards for the 2020 draft, Dolphins get him a year later. CO-OC Eric Studesville has (correctly) pounded the table for a RB before. He gets rewarded for it here.

19. Washington Football Team (7-9)

Christian Darrisaw OT Virginia Tech Senior 6’5″ 314 lbs

A team building well at all positions, besides tackle, makes Darrisaw an obvious choice here.

 

20. Chicago Bears (8-8)

Teven Jenkins OT Oklahoma State RS Senior 6’6″ 315 lbs

Bears can use some skill talent, but it has to start up front with them. Jenkins is a perfect fit.

 

21. Indianapolis Colts (11-5)

Jaelan Phillips EDGE Miami RS Junior 6’5″ 258 lbs

Colts can use a pass rusher, and Phillips may be the best off the edge for the job.


22. Tennessee Titans (11-5)

Jalen Mayfield OT Michigan RS Sophomore 6’5″ 319 lbs

Titans can use a ready made Right Tackle to start on day 1 and Jalen is it. After their failed Isaiah Wilson experiment, they finally get it right here, for an AFC contender reliant on a sledge hammer run game.

 

23. New York Jets (from Seattle 12-4)

Rashod Bateman WR Minnesota Junior 6’1″ 210 lbs

Zach Wilson early. Get him a weapon later. Bateman is a physical chain mover, perfect as a security blanket for a rookie QB.

24. Pittsburgh Steelers (12-4)

Asante Samuel Jr. CB Florida State Senior 5’10” 185 lbs

Steelers can go in many directions, and one of them is an immediate need. A CB to pair with standout Joe Haden is of the upmost importance.

25. Jacksonville Jaguars (from LA Rams 10-6)

Greg Newsome II CB Northwestern Junior 6’1″ 190 lbs

The defense needs help, and here they add a CB to pair with 2nd year player C.J. Henderson.


26. Cleveland Browns (11-5)

Kwity Paye EDGE Michigan Senior 6’4″ 277 lbs

Olivier Vernon’s injury leaves a vacancy opposite of all-world end Myles Garrett, who himself battled injury in 2020.

 

27. Baltimore Ravens (11-5)

Jayson Oweh EDGE Penn State RS Sophomore 6’5″ 257 lbs

Has that rangy, long, edge defender look that the Ravens love.  Oweh in time develops into a consistent threat to QB’s off the edge.


28. New Orleans Saints (12-4)

Zaven Collins LB Tulsa RS Junior 6’4″ 260 lbs

This Defense is/was begging for a versatile LB to pair with Zach Baun. Collins is a similar player to Baun, but quite possibly the clear cut BPA at this point.


29. Green Bay Packers (13-3)

Christian Barmore IDL Alabama RS Sophomore 6’5″ 310 lbs

The Packers take a swing here on a day 1 starter, to compliment Kenny Clark on the interior DL.

 

30. Buffalo Bills (13-3)

Javonte Williams RB North Carolina Junior 5’10” 220 lbs

Not a reach when there is a “run” on RB’s for 2021 standards. Bills would be content with any of the top 3 backs, and they get one of them here.

 

31. Kansas City Chiefs (14-2)

Alex Leatherwood OT Alabama Senior 6’5″ 312 lbs

A Team that jettisoned both starting tackles, replaces one with a 2020 draft pick (Lucas Niang), the other with Leatherwood after a precipitous drop.

 

32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (11-5)

Levi Onwuzurike IDL Washington RS Senior 6’3″ 290 lbs

What do you get the team that has everything? A versatile interior Defensive lineman for the rotation is my guess.

Alfredo Arteaga (@Alf_Arteaga) is one-third of the trio that does the Three Yards Per Carry (@3YardsPerCarry) podcast.

Pablo Lopez, another victim of the lack of production

Pablo Lopez was a victim again.

The Marlins keep wasting great starts by their starting pitchers’ great performances. On his first start of the season, Anthony Bass allowed a three-run homer and blew the save, and on Wednesday, the Marlins just couldn’t hit.

Just like what happened with Sandy Alcantara on Tuesday, on Wednesday afternoon, it was Pablo Lopez’s turn.

Trying to avoid getting swept by the Cardinals, Miami took the field at loan Depot park with Lopez taking the mound.

The Venezuelan right-handed did what most of the Marlins rotation did for the first two series of the season: He gave Don Mattingly a quality start, only allowing two runs thanks to a two-out two-tun shot by Yadier Molina, in the top of the seventh.

Before that, Lopez only had allowed a couple of basehits. With two outs in the seventh, he walked Matt Carpenter, and then allowed a 421-feet bomb to the Puerto Rican catcher.

What should have been another game in which the Marlins starter went out with an advantage, ended up in another loss, because the Marlins just can’t score.

Corey Dickerson had the only two basehits, one single leading off the game, and a double in the bottom of the eight with two outs.

In that first episode, it was Dickerson who ran into an out, with men on first and second, with no outs and Aguilar in a 3-2 count at the plate.

The Marlins are just not doing anything right on offense.

Pablo Lopez, Sandy Alcantara with two great starts each: only one win in six games for Miami

In the first two series of the season, the Marlins starters only allowed eight earned runs in 30 innings pitched, for a 2.40 ERA.

None of them got a win.

The only Marlins win came on a offensive burst on Saturday on the third game of the series against the Rays, when they scored 12. Other than that, Miami only scored seven runs.

The bullpen was responsible for letting at least one game go (the second game of the Rays series, when Pablo Lopez started as well), but the main reason the Marlins did not win these two series is very clear: very few runs scored.

Against Tampa, a relief appearance could have been the difference. Against the Cards, it was the offense.

In the series against the Saint Louis Cardinals, Miami left 23 runners on base, scoring only three runs (one of them because of a couple of errors by left fielder Tyler O’Neill.

The bullpen is a problem, the offensive production looks like more than that.

Will Don Mattingly change something now or will he wait until the Marlins dig themselves a little bit more?

 

By Alejandro Villegas | @Alejandrovg32 on Twitter

Jazz Chisholm is a Marlins star in the making

“Hold on, Jazz is starting his thing.”

Miami Marlins manager Don Mattingly said that about rookie second baseman Jazz Chisholm on Friday after he hit a triple to spark a three-run rally in a 6-4 loss to the Tampa Bay Rays.

It sounded like a promise at first but after Saturday, it’s starting to appear as a threat.

In his most recent scouting report on MLB Pipeline, Chisholm was given a 55 run grade on a scale of 20-80. He proved deserving of a higher grade when he stole second and third base on his way to scoring on a sacrifice fly by Chad Wallach in the fourth inning.

With the way he ran from first to second to third, you would have thought that was Sonic the Hedgehog out there for the Marlins. Then he dove towards home plate like Willy Mays Hays from the movie, “Major League.” His helmet flew out of his head upon impact to the ground revealing his royal blue-dyed hair, which confirmed that it was indeed the blue blur out there on the basepath.

Chisholm is proof that the most surefire way to become a fan favorite and one of the most exciting players on the team is to steal bases and dash towards the plate. Stealing bases has been a lost art in recent years. Why steal second when you can swing for the fences and touch them all? Adam Duvall made the most of his pinch-hit appearance when he hit a solo home run in the eighth inning. It’s not like he was going to reach base and steal second or third.

The last time the Marlins had a player as fast and as exciting as Chisholm was Dee Gordon from 2015-17. The last time the Marlins saw a player make this kind of impression at the start of the season was Emilio Bonifacio in 2009. So while there is precedent for a player like Chisholm, seeing that type of energy he provides is unique and valuable.

Chisholm was the highest-rated prospect in the Arizona Diamondbacks organization in 2019 when the Marlins traded an emerging ace in Zac Gallen for him in the waning moments of the trade deadline. It was an understandable move to make at the time considering that the Marlins had little organizational depth in the shortstop position and Isan Diaz was expected to lock down the second baseman slot for years to come.

It was also a hard move to make when considering what it cost. Gallen was not regarded as highly as Sandy Alcantara at the time of the offseason trade that netted both pitchers along with Daniel Castano, and and speedy outfielder Magneuris Sierra.

However, as his hair grew, so did his stature. He has a 2.78 ERA in 27 career starts with 26 more strikeouts than innings pitched. Not once in his young big league career has he given up more than three runs in a single outing.

That only meant added pressure for Chisholm to live up to the expectations that comes from acquiring a team’s top prospect. He came into spring training as the fourth-ranked prospect in the Marlins’ newly refurbished farm system and beat out Diaz for the Opening Day second base job.

After just one series into the season, it’s easy to dismiss anything with “it’s early.” Even if that’s so, it doesn’t mean that fans and media alike should wait until the summer to watch him blossom.

The Defense Manual: Miami Heat Edition

After the Miami Heat expanded their winning streak to 3 games on Thursday night against the Warriors, on the same night Victor Oladipo made his Heat debut, the defense is what truly stood out. Miami has the option to run lineups with 4, or even 5, of the most versatile defenders in this league, which was absolutely extraordinary to watch last night.

So, let’s take a look at every positive takeaway from the defensive end in that game, including player spotlights, team defense, and more…

– Victor Oladipo:

It would be offensive not to start this piece with Victor Oladipo, especially since he had so many great defensive flashes.

He eliminates any possible pass to the cutter as the play begins, then immediately switches onto Andrew Wiggins on the screen. He angles him to the baseline, knowing that he had Bam Adebayo for the cut-off on the backside. It leads to a turnover and Miami possession.

But that wasn’t the only thing that stood out on this play. They aren’t even one minute into the game, and Steph Curry is seeing his third different one-on-one match-up. Yes, third. From Trevor Ariza out the gate to Victor Oladipo the following possession to Jimmy Butler on this play. This told us the identity of this team right away, that they have defensive options now.

One thing that stood out about Oladipo in this game was that he is not easily beat when he’s on his heels, which is a terrific attribute. While it seems as if the ball-handler may be able to find an opening baseline on this possession, Oladipo stops him in his tracks. He then forces him to lose the ball, which could’ve led to transition offense.

And although I’ll dive into Duncan Robinson a bit more later, just take a look at this contest on Curry, forcing a miss to cap off a great defensive possession.

The part to watch on this play is the amount of switching Oladipo does in a matter of seconds, guarding three players in less than a 10 second span. The reason the switching is less problematic now is due to it being a revolving door of good perimeter defenders. If Oladipo noticed a weaker defender in that spot, he would probably fight over the screen.

Although the main part of this possession for him is the final contest, it’s about him being able to predict the offensive player. He notices Kevon Looney unwilling to utilize his size on him, which leads to him awaiting the jump-shot on the DHO. These are the attributes that make up a good defender.

Now, this was one of the plays that stuck out to most people when watching Oladipo’s debut. This team has gradually increased in the team defense category, but they’ve missed this one-on-one point of attack defender.

It’s far from an easy task to guard the greatest shooter to ever play this game, but he did it rather effortlessly. Aside from looking at Oladipo on this play, take a look at Adebayo, since that’ll tell you the level of defense Oladipo is bringing. If that was Kendrick Nunn or Goran Dragic on Curry here, Adebayo would not be standing on that side of the paint, since he would force the extra pass and rely on backside rotations.

And well, that right there is why Oladipo elevates this team on that end of the floor.

Here’s yet another example of predicting the offensive player, since it’s usually a good choice to take the charge when a big is running the floor, due to the lack of body control. Well, unless your name is Bam Adebayo.

He takes the hit at a crucial point in the third quarter, which seems to be a recurring theme lately, where the third quarter defense sparks offensive runs. And there’s nothing like drawing a charge to give the offense a bit of a boost, since gaining possessions is one of those things players always discuss as sparks.

 

Let’s take one last look at Oladipo’s defense in this game, and it’s pretty intriguing to acknowledge the difference in movement when a guy is taking you off the dribble, compared to other Heat guards. Possessions like this always end in a reach in foul, since foot speed is always an issue when they get you on your heels.

But as mentioned earlier, his recovery speed when back-pedaling is fantastic, and he doesn’t even need to use the slightest advantage with his hands, since he relies so heavily on his movement. He cuts him off, jumps in the air, and forces a risky kick-out which led to a Butler deflection.

– Bam Adebayo:

Other than this Adebayo block passing Udonis Haslem on the franchise blocks list, this play showcases something unique with Adebayo. Most shot blockers are guys who camp out on the bottom box, then rise up for easy swats when players attack. The difference with Adebayo is that most of his blocks in his career begin with him defending on the perimeter, and there’s a reason for that.

Even though every player is aware of Adebayo’s freakishly unique defensive skill-set for his size, it never seems to click until a few possessions like this. Guys see a big switched onto them and immediately think to themselves that they can beat this guy off the dribble. Well, until this happens.

It’s the Adebayo effect, and it leads to indecisive movement from guys when he switches onto them more and more.

Other than the result of this play being a Draymond Green score, it’s just yet another moment that defines Adebayo. Take a look at him blanketing Curry off the ball on this possession, starting way above the top of the key, following him to the corner, and flowing right over two off-ball screens. It’s just not a normal thing for a big man.

It also seems like Tyler Herro has been taking some Andre Iguodala defensive lessons, since he’s utilized that swipe down more and more. The only difference is that he may not get officiated on those plays the same way a veteran Iguodala does, but it’s pretty promising to see Herro finding ways to improve on that end.

And now, the play of the game, which ended up being the ultimate closing possession for Miami. Adebayo switches onto Curry without hesitation, while knowing his only option is a three-point attempt.

He has great body control on the final behind the back cross-over to continue into a strong contest, and leads to a Curry air ball. Once again, these just aren’t normal occurrences for big men to defend guards to close out games, but Adebayo is just that guy.

– Trevor Ariza:

Although the key point of attack defender for Miami has become Oladipo, Trevor Ariza has done as great of a job as anybody on smaller guys since joining the Heat. He tips the Curry pass 10 seconds into this game, while Bally Sports still hasn’t even placed the scoreboard on the screen.

He stays right with Curry on the second switch, and his lengthy wingspan allows him to get a nice block on his mid-range jumper, kicking off the Oladipo defensive era with quite the bang. And honestly, I wouldn’t be shocked if Coach Spo has Ariza begin on talented point guards instead of Oladipo, especially if Oladipo gets into a real rhythm offensively, which could lead to taking some pressure off of him.

Guards aren’t the only position he can cover, since he did a pretty great job on guys like Draymond Green as well. He awaits the Curry drive so he can cut it off, which would pretty much put him out of the position for a Green drive after receiving the ball.

Except he somehow turns and recovers, while angling himself toward the basket for quite the contest on a Green runner. When Ariza begins to truly find himself in the offensive scheme, which he began to do slowly in the first half of this game, it’ll be an interesting choice for Coach Spo when deciding between him and Iguodala in certain situations.

– Jimmy Butler:

I figured we should limit Jimmy Butler defensive talk to one clip, since it’s something I dive into almost every single game. The one thing that I wanted to point out here is Butler’s ability to guard bigger guys, especially in the post.

Obviously his savviness allows him to poke the ball free like he did here, or pull the chair when they try to overpower him, but his overall strength is really impressive. He has continually been able to handle post players, especially since Adebayo never feels the urge to help when he’s in that position. And it’s the one thing that basically covers up some of Adebayo’s soft switching on the perimeter, since Butler is capable of handling it on the backside.

– Tyler Herro/Duncan Robinson:

You may be wondering how Duncan Robinson and Tyler Herro found themselves on a defensive piece, but it’s extremely important to track their development, especially on a night where both of them had plenty of good flashes.

It’s necessary to begin with this impressive Robinson block, not only because it’s a highlight play for him, but also why it occurred. When I discussed his development on this side of the ball recently, I mentioned the need to utilize his length to his advantage. And he did just that here, since even though it looked as if Kelly Oubre had a step on Robinson, his reach allowed him to recover and send it back.

These are the plays that weren’t happening a few months ago with Robinson on the defensive end. He gets put on an island at the top of the key, covering Andrew Wiggins, and not only does he not get beat, but he forces a kick-out to Green.

When he’s capable of making defensive plays like this consistently, it makes this team’s defense even more elite when he’s surrounded by four above average defenders. This play also refers back to the Ariza discussion, since he stays on Curry even while Green sets the immediate screen, and somehow keeps a hand in his face forcing the miss.

This possession is another moment that solidified a point I mentioned in my past piece. Defense elevates when shots are dropping, and it can make below average defenders at least average. After a Robinson three, he eliminates the rolling Looney as Bjelica lags behind, then flies back out to the wing at Kent Bazemore.

He swipes down and forces a jump-ball, mostly due to that made shot on the other end. As much as the phrase is defense to offense, this team seems to feed off offense to defense much more.

To further that earlier point about Robinson defending on an island out on the perimeter, here it is again, and here is Robinson stepping up in that area. He drops down on Green to await the rotation from Herro, then pops back out to Wiggins.

Once again, a few months ago, Wiggins would probably get a pretty good look on this possession, but Robinson seems to know exactly where he is going, and contests the shot to perfection. And another recurring theme: using his length to his advantage.

Teams are still finding ways to pick on Herro as much as possible on the defensive end, but it always seems to end late in the fourth. When things begin to clamp down at this point of the game, he always seems to make some of his best defensive plays, which may be a bit of awaiting the pass to the guy he is guarding since that’s usually the plan.

Even without a lengthy wingspan, he keeps his arms up to try and eliminate the pass to the cutter, but Green passes it anyway. He deflects the pass right into Butler’s hands, which was a big moment when Miami felt they pretty much had this game in their favor.

– Team Defense

Now that we addressed many of the individual plays that Heat players made, let’s finish this off with some of the team defense that is constantly harped on.

As Green fakes the DHO and dives to the rim, he gets stuck since Looney isn’t running in his direction. He still is forced to make that pass, and Herro, Butler, and Ariza collapse at that middle point to force a turnover. Also, these moments of slight overplaying just shows the level of confidence that they have in their rotations, which is a major element.

If you want a look into what Miami’s perimeter switching looks like when they have multiple versatile defenders on the floor, here you go. Adebayo crashes onto Poole to extract any possible dribble penetration, while Oladipo switches comfortably on Looney.

Oubre tries to take Iguodala off the dribble but is unsuccessful, so he kicks back out to Poole with Adebayo still blanketing. They roughly flow into a DHO as Adebayo pops out on Oubre, forcing a miss, and creating quite the glimpse of how good this Heat defense can be.

On this play, Adebayo reads the offense to slide over and cut off any possible lay-up for Wiggins. He uncomfortably kicks it out to a swarming corner with Butler and Ariza, which Butler saves it into him leading to a foul call.

Now, although Adebayo made this play, go back and watch it again, while focusing on both Butler and Ariza. They both knew where that ball was going next, which just shows the IQ of this Heat defense at this stage. When rotations are as crisp as this, it won’t even matter what personnel is on the floor, due to the scheme carrying the way.

One of the ways Miami handled Curry in the first match-up with him was by blitzing him on every screen, basically forcing every other player to beat them. And although they relied on individual defenders much more this time around, they sprinkled it in once in a while.

That occurred on this possession, as Bjelica flashed high and deflected the pass. While Bjelica reverting back may have seemed like a breakdown was coming, they recovered rather quickly, forcing the Warriors to reset. Curry receives the hand-off, which is something Iguodala has seen way too many times before, and blocks the shot. Although this play ended in a foul call, which was a bit interesting after the replay, it just shows the different things this team is capable of on that end of the floor.

 

THE EXTRA YARD: Alf’s 2021 NFL Mock Draft 1.0

(This is a NO TRADE MOCK DRAFT. For more, download Three Yards Per Carry)

 

1. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-15)

Trevor Lawrence QB Clemson Junior 6’6″ 220 lbs

The Best QB Prospect since Andrew Luck. This time..for real.

2. New York Jets (2-14)

Zach Wilson QB BYU Junior 6’3″ 210 lbs

Zach Wilson really ran up boards in a short amount of time. The Jets went from a lock for Lawrence to blowing their draft position, to settling in and being happy with the BYU signal caller at #2.

3. San Francisco 49ers (6-10) (from Miami through Houston)

Justin Fields QB Ohio State Junior 6’3″ 223 lbs

Some serious Tea Leaf reading suggests that this move up to #3 was made for Justin Fields.

4. Atlanta Falcons (4-12)

Kyle Pitts TE Florida Junior 6’5″ 239 lbs

An extension for Matt Ryan, and one last shot at it with a Unicorn to pair with Ridley/Jones.

5. Cincinnati Bengals (4-11-1)

Penei Sewell OT Oregon Junior 6’5″ 325 lbs

Rumors that Burrow is pushing for Chase, are just rumors (disputed), and Bengals brass needs to protect their investment. First OT goes off the board here.

6. Miami Dolphins (10-6) (from Philadelphia)

DeVonta Smith WR Alabama Senior 6’1″ 170 lbs

I wonder what the Dolphins brass would do presented with the choice between Chase and DeVonta. My gut says they get the guy that is very familiar with their second year QB. Instant chemistry matters.

7. Detroit Lions (5-11)

Ja’Marr Chase WR LSU Junior 6’1″ 208 lbs

While Detroit sends away Golladay and Jones, they need talent at the position. This is a gift.

8. Carolina Panthers (5-11)

Trey Lance QB North Dakota State RS Sophomore 6’3″ 224 lbs

A big move for Watson didn’t martialize, and while they may have tried to move up to #3 with Miami, they should be content to develop Lance going forward.


9. Denver Broncos (5-11)

Mac Jones QB Alabama RS Junior 6’2.5″ 217 lbs

Broncos have a pretty talented roster, but Drew Lock has not settled the QB position.  He gets competition for it now.


10. Dallas Cowboys (6-10)

Patrick Surtain II CB Alabama Junior 6’1″ 203 lbs

A Cowboys defense that was historically bad, pairs one promising Bama CB (Diggs) with another.

11. New York Giants (6-10)

Micah Parsons LB Penn State Junior 6’2″ 245 lbs

Giants made an investment on skill talent, and were big spenders overall in free agency.  Parsons gives them a signature player for the Defense.


12. Philadelphia Eagles (4-11-1) (from Miami Dolphins through San Francisco)

Jaylen Waddle WR Alabama Junior 5’10” 182 lbs

Their gambit to move up for a QB didn’t work, so you have to give Jalen Hurts every opportunity to succeed. The move down from #6 pays big dividends.

 

13. Los Angeles Chargers (7-9)

Rashawn Slater OT Northwestern Senior 6’4″ 315 lbs

With Herbert, Skill players in Tow, Tackle help is necessary with an aging Bryan Bulaga as the only reliable starter at OT.


14. Minnesota Vikings (7-9)

Caleb Farley CB Virginia Tech RS Junior 6’2″ 197 lbs

Farley has a real case for CB1, and the Vikings should be over the moon to get him here.


15. New England Patriots (7-9)

Jaycee Horn CB South Carolina Junior 6’1″ 205 lbs

With J.C. Jackson ready to break the bank, and Gilmore on the way out, Horn makes too much sense here at #15.

16. Arizona Cardinals (8-8)

Azeez Ojulari EDGE Georgia RS Sophomore 6’3″ 240 lbs

Cards continue to add to the Defense to help a STACKED offensive group.

 

17. Las Vegas Raiders (8-8)

Alijah Vera-Tucker IOL USC RS Junior 6’4″ 300 lbs

LT Kolton Miller gets a partner on the left side for now. Vera-Tucker has also played Left Tackle before, which affords the Raiders some flexibility in the future.


18. Miami Dolphins (10-6)

Najee Harris RB Alabama Senior 6’2″ 230 lbs

There has been plenty of smoke on this pairing, considering all the smiling faces, and fist bumping in Mobile between Dolphins coaches and Najee Harris. CO-OC Eric Studesville has (correctly) pounded the table for a RB before. He gets rewarded for it here and a quasi superhero reunion is formed.

 

19. Washington Football Team (7-9)

Christian Darrisaw OT Virginia Tech Senior 6’5″ 314 lbs

A team building well at all positions, besides tackle, makes Darrisaw an obvious choice here.

 

20. Chicago Bears (8-8)

Teven Jenkins OT Oklahoma State RS Senior 6’6″ 315 lbs

Bears can use some skill talent, but it has to start up front with them. Jenkins is a perfect fit.

 

21. Indianapolis Colts (11-5)

Jaelan Phillips EDGE Miami RS Junior 6’5″ 258 lbs

Colts can use a pass rusher, and Phillips may be the best off the edge for the job.


22. Tennessee Titans (11-5)

Jalen Mayfield OT Michigan RS Sophomore 6’5″ 319 lbs

Titans can use a ready made Right Tackle to start on day 1 and Jalen is it. After their failed Isaiah Wilson experiment, they finally get it right here, for an AFC contender reliant on a sledge hammer run game.

 

23. New York Jets (from Seattle 12-4)

Rashod Bateman WR Minnesota Junior 6’1″ 210 lbs

Zach Wilson early. Get him a weapon later. Bateman is a physical chain mover, perfect as a security blanket for a rookie QB.


24. Pittsburgh Steelers (12-4)

Travis Etienne RB Clemson Senior 5’10” 210 lbs

Steelers are desperate for a RB, and another home run threat is exactly what Steelers need for Big Ben’s last shot at another title.

 

25. Jacksonville Jaguars (from LA Rams 10-6)

Greg Newsome II CB Northwestern Junior 6’1″ 190 lbs

The defense needs help, and here they add a CB to pair with 2nd year player C.J. Henderson.


26. Cleveland Browns (11-5)

Kwity Paye EDGE Michigan Senior 6’4″ 277 lbs

Olivier Vernon’s injury leaves a vacancy opposite of all-world end Myles Garrett, who himself battled injury in 2020.

 

27. Baltimore Ravens (11-5)

Jayson Oweh EDGE Penn State RS Sophomore 6’5″ 257 lbs

Has that rangy, long, edge defender look that the Ravens love.  Oweh in time develops into a consistent threat to QB’s off the edge.


28. New Orleans Saints (12-4)

Zaven Collins LB Tulsa RS Junior 6’4″ 260 lbs

This Defense is/was begging for a versatile LB to pair with Zach Baun. Collins is a similar player to Baun, but quite possibly the clear cut BPA at this point.


29. Green Bay Packers (13-3)

Christian Barmore IDL Alabama RS Sophomore 6’5″ 310 lbs

The Packers take a swing here on a day 1 starter, to compliment Kenny Clark on the interior DL.

 

30. Buffalo Bills (13-3)

Javonte Williams RB North Carolina Junior 5’10” 220 lbs

Not a reach when there is a “run” on RB’s for 2021 standards. Bills would be content with any of the top 3 backs, and they get one of them here.

 

31. Kansas City Chiefs (14-2)

Alex Leatherwood OT Alabama Senior 6’5″ 312 lbs

A Team that jettisoned both starting tackles, replaces one with a 2020 draft pick (Lucas Niang), the other with Leatherwood after a precipitous drop.

 

32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (11-5)

Levi Onwuzurike IDL Washington RS Senior 6’3″ 290 lbs

What do you get the team that has everything? A versatile interior Defensive lineman for the rotation is my guess.

 

Alfredo Arteaga (@Alf_Arteaga) is one-third of the trio that does the Three Yards Per Carry (@3YardsPerCarry) podcast.

A Brighter Tomorrow for the Miami Heat

The NBA Trade Deadline has finally come to its conclusion after what felt like ages.

Everyone has given their thoughts about who won and who lost and which player Danny Ainge almost got. Everyone was waiting on Kyle Lowry to change the fortunes of whichever team he would end up with. The 34-year old point guard would wind up sticking in Toronto/Tampa Bay after the deadline arrived, to everyone’s surprise, considering the Beatles-like farewell show he gave the night before. It ended up being more like a Jay-Z retirement. The Heat and Pat Riley didn’t sit on their hands waiting on Masai Ujiri to do something. They had a plan after the plan all along and executed it to perfection. He swiped Victor Oladipo for the pocket lint of Avery Bradley, Kelly Olynyk, and a pick swap at the last minute. Despite everyone thinking the Godfather had overslept, he was awake more than anyone realized.

It wasn’t just the Oladipo trade, but also managing to get Bjelica for basically nothing, and earlier grabbing Trevor Ariza for a similar package. Add to this the inevitable addition of LaMarcus Aldridge in the buyout market, and it’s been quite the roster shakeup. While Kyle Lowry would’ve been a significant upgrade, Miami’s fortunes still shifted to the sunnier side. While Oladipo isn’t that same player he used to be in Indiana, he can still pressure the rim more than any other guard on the Heat roster. The former Pacer and Rocket is still shooting a solid 39% on catch-and-shoot 3s opportunities. He’ll get more of those shots with no longer being the number one option. Not to mention he’ll be the best defensive guard they have that doesn’t need to be subbed for as soon as they have to play an offensive possession. No, he’s not his former All-NBA self; he’s still an upgrade at what they had and finally allows for Erik Spoelstra to be flexible and gives Jimmy Butler and Bam Adebayo a break from handling the ball every possession.

There’s a weight that’s being lifted off of so many players. The offensive and defensive burden that Bam and Jimmy had to carry all season will finally start to lighten. There’s finally a defensive guard who won’t force Bam to come out to the perimeter on every possession.

Bam can trust Oladipo to hold his own and can be that terrifying backline of defense where he thrives. Jimmy Butler can play even more of that terrifying free safety role everyone knows he’s fantastic at. Goran Dragic won’t have to rush back after every ache and pain his body endures at the latter stage of his career. Now Kendrick Nunn can take those bench minutes when he’s out or if he’s struggling, the flexibility will still be there thanks to the front office’s moves. Andre Iguodala won’t have to play ten too many minutes a night now with Trevor Ariza in the fold and starting to round into form. It may only be a few games, but you can see how much Ariza does for the team just by being a guy the defense has to close out hard on. I’ve been surprised at how well he can attack a scrambling defense in his few short appearances. Trevor can still work his way inside and has a decent first step for a guy his age. You saw how versatile he was with how Erik Spoelstra trusted him to guard Damian Lillard in their matchup against Portland. Even better is that, unlike Iguodala, the defense has to pay attention to him in the corners or on the wings. The freedom on offense that will allow guys in space can’t be understated. He’s already surpassed Moe Harkless’s contributions in his four games played. The defensive intelligence and knowing where to be on offense are there before he’s even gotten fully acclimated to the team’s system.

Soon Oladipo will help guys like Duncan Robinson and Tyler Herro by collapsing defenses with his drives, allowing them to get easier 3 point opportunities. No longer will all of their shots have to come off of running marathons around screens. Along with that, the nagging 10-ton weight of maybe being traded is finally gone from their shoulders. You saw how much looser they were immediately in the hard-fought loss to Portland. We can only assume how rumors like the ones they were involved in affected their overall mindset. Imagine how’d you perform at your job knowing you might get transferred to somewhere like Tulsa. Understandably, the lingering doubt about whether you’re wanted can cause a downward spiral in productivity. But now, those questions that were weighing them down are finally lifted from their minds. It’s only understandable that these guys who proved to be great shooters last season can only go higher from this point on. Playing freely after being burdened by the shackles of doubt is the first step in turning around your season.

Erik Spoelstra himself will be freed from being constricted to certain lineups. Now he can have that lineup flexibility that he’s always looked for in all his teams. Trevor Ariza a the 4? You bet that’s coming more often than just a shorthanded game vs. Portland. Bringing in a bench lineup of Bjelica, Dragic, and Herro to run as many pick-and-pops as possible? Sign me up. He can slot in Iguodala sporadically to whichever lineup he suits best, and the closing lineup options will now be plentiful. No longer will Erik Spoelstra be tied solely to the dribble hand-off now that there’s a guy who can drive besides Jimmy Butler, allowing for a much quicker trigger to the offense. The hand-offs should no longer be a crutch but a tool for the offense once again.

The Heat needed a change, and sometimes those shakeups can jolt a team to a great stretch run to end the season. Tyler Herro himself mentioned how much the Iguodala/Crowder/Hill trade reinvigorated them last season. You could also go back even further to the 2015-2016 season when the acquisition of Joe Johnson and slotting Luol Deng to the 4 rejuvenated the team. Those examples also allowed the players to find the roles that were right for them. This entire season has felt like guys were playing one spot too high on the depth chart and not allowed to reach their full potential.

Now that it’s actually occurred, it’s an exciting time for all involved. Last season’s team thrived because they excelled in their well-defined roles. It’s looking like they’re going to arrive at that point once again with pieces that will allow it. The team couldn’t keep doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a new result.

New life is being breathed into the lungs that were once grasping for oxygen from the mouth of Kelly Olynyk’s plus-minus. The burdens look to be lessening for everyone, from the aging veterans to the 2 pillars of the team and the young pieces who wondered if their Miami days were numbered. With Erik Spoelstra, Jimmy Butler, and Bam Adebayo at the helm, it’s never smart to count them out of solving a puzzle for another Finals run. The pieces are finally there. Everything on the other side of the door points to a brighter tomorrow.

 

Photo edit graphic by Christian Sosa (@BiscayneBam) 

Will fuller

Five Takeaways from the Dolphins first week of free agency

The first week of free agency is officially in the books, and the Miami Dolphins have made several key acquisitions to improve in 2021 and beyond.

Here are five things we learned about the Dolphins after the first week of free agency!

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“You can’t always get what you want.”

Maybe we should’ve listened to coach Brian Flores when he openly warned fans and the media that the team would more-than-likely miss out on a few key free agents. He even went as far as to reference the Rolling Stones’ song. And yet, we still failed to heed his warning.

Here were Flores’ exact words during his March 11th press conference:

“This is a very unique year, a very unique year. We do have some money form a cap standpoint that we can spend; but again, it’s an interesting year. I think I’m going to be playing the song ‘you can’t always get what you want,’ on Day 1 in free agency, to be honest with you, because we may get priced out on some guys we’re looking at that we’d like to have. They may just want to go elsewhere. So I think we’re going to try to do the best we can. We’ve had multiple meeting about this; and again, I would say just getting the cap number yesterday kind of sets the stage for us to at least say ‘we’re going to have this; we can do this, this, this and this,’ and kind of forecast and predict said player, we expect him to get this, which I’d say wipes out this amount or whatever percentage of cash we have to spend. I don’t know if that answers your question. You can’t always get what you want. I try to tell my kids that too. (laughter)”

The truth is, most of us will never know what Miami’s plan was in free agency. I’m not even sure some of those within the organization could honestly tell you. But while fans sat and wondered what was happening 48 hours into the legal-tampering period, Flores and general manager Chris Grier remained cool as a cucumber. They had a plan to improve the roster while continuing to use their resources (and money) wisely. CHECK!

Stone Cold Flores is going to continue to do what he wants when he wants. The sooner we all come to that realization, the better.

The Dolphins will leave no stone unturned in finding talent

Acorns may have been Jeff Ireland’s thing, but what we see from the NEW Miami Dolphins since Brian Flores’ arrival has been impressive, to say the least. Sure, the team traded for Isaiah Wilson, a swing-and-a-miss, but do you fault the Dolphins for trying? I don’t. And I don’t blame them for trying to get the most out of Josh Rosen, Mark Walton, Antonio Callaway, or insert player’s name here.

Those are only the misses. We don’t even talk about some of the guys they’ve been able to get the most out of. Players like Zach Sieler, Salvon Ahmed, Mack Hollins, the list goes on and on.

My point? Things are different in Miami. And good football teams will stop at no cost to acquire talent. For years we watched as the Evil Empire in New England followed this mantra. But now, Flores and his staff are starting to forge their own path. This is the way, and the future in Miami is much brighter because of it.

I love Zach Sieler.

Miami’s game-changing running back is in the 2021 NFL Draft

It became clear once Aaron Jones re-signed with the Green Bay Packers that the Miami Dolphins would not be overpaying for a free-agent back this offseason. Instead, the Dolphins chose to sign former LA Rams’ running back Malcolm Brown to a one-year deal. The 27-year-old RB combined for ten touchdowns over the last two seasons and should fill the void left behind by Jordan Howard. I kid, i kid. But Brown does bring the thunder in a way the Dolphins believed Howard could when they inked him last March.

Translation: He is mean AF, and it will be hard for any defensive lineman to stop in short-yard situations. 

Personally, I never wanted the Dolphins to go after Aaron Jones.

Especially when you consider what his contract will cost in comparison to one of this year’s top rookies. Sure, it would’ve filled a void on the roster and allowed the team to use those top draft picks elsewhere. And yes, Jones would’ve been the best RB the Dolphins have had since Ricky Williams himself. But when you think of adding a young talent like Najee Harris, Travis Etienne, or Javonte Williams to Miami’s current stable of running backs. Well, that to me always seemed like the Dolphins’ best, and most likely, option.

May I interest you in a soon-to-be 21-year old Javonte Williams?

Will Fuller is the wide receiver the Dolphins needed

Heading into free agency, three wide receivers were being talked about most among NFL fanbases. It wasn’t until after Curtis Samuel signed with the Washington Football Team that people started to remember Will Fuller V was still available. Some joked that maybe Fuller would reunite with Deshaun Watson, but never for a second did a source or expert mention Fuller as a target–despite his skill-set being everything the Dolphins needed at wide receiver.

Maybe I was blinded by my long-lasting admiration for Curtis Samuel. I don’t know. Whatever the reason may be, Fuller has all the tools to not only take the top off a defense but take Miami’s offense to another stratosphere. Best of all, Fuller has sure hands and has shown the ability to go up and high-point the football. When you slowly start to peel away the layers, it becomes much more clear; William Fuller is everything the Dolphins needed at wide receiver.

The biggest question mark surrounding Fuller and the Dolphins’ wide receivers now, is whether they can stay healthy for a full 17-game season.

In Tua Tagovailoa, We Trust

I can’t sit here and tell you if the Dolphins tiptoed into free agency with one eye focused on a certain Houston quarterback. Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t. But what we can agree on is that right now, Watson is too toxic to touch. And whether the plan was “Tua Tagovailoa, no matter what!” or “tUa TAgOvAilOa NO mAtTer WhAt,” the Left Arm of God is the Miami Dolphins franchise quarterback NOW and for the immediate future.

Obviously, things can change at the drop of a hat. But what we’re seeing is a Dolphins team-building around their 23-year-old signal-caller, as they should. They brought in Matt Skura to slightly upgrade the offensive line. And as we discussed previously, they added a playmaking wide receiver that does everything the team needed in 2020. Last year, we all knew Ryan Fitzpatrick would start and eventually hand the reigns over to Tagovailoa.

This year it is Tagovailoa’s team. And with a full offseason to get bigger, faster, and stronger, you can bet your ass we’re going to see the same Tagovailoa we all fell in love with at Tuscaloosa.

This article was written by me, Josh Houtz. Follow me on Twitter

Justice League Snyder Cut: Let’s Review!

Zach Snyder has vision, points weird

The first instinct to the news that HBO Max would be streaming a four-hour Justice League Snyder Cut was pure unadulterated WHAT THE SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE A CRAZY TRAIN OF EPICALLY BLOATED PROPORTIONS! And, for the most part, that’s still what people are expecting. It’s what we were expecting. But upon taking a whole work day off just to be able to sit through all four hours and two minutes of this monstrosity (I had to stop the movie five times: three times to pee, once to fix myself lunch, and once to answer a call from my mom telling me she got her second COVID vaccine yay!), the Snyder Cut is actually…. not terrible.

It’s everything you get in a Zach Snyder film all rolled into one: really pretty choreographed fight sequences, emo musical interludes, artsy CGI, and super slow motion shots galore! It can also be maddening from time to time, but not enough to where the film turns into a wet paper bag of shit which, if we’re being honest, and considering Snyder’s track record, is what we all expected going into it.

Inevitably one can’t watch The Justice League Snyder Cut without comparing it to the 2017 theatrical version, Justice League: Dawn of Joss Whedon Throwing Up In His Pants And Fucking Up the DC Cinematic Universe In The Process

But here’s the thing: The Snyder Cut is vastly superior in every way to the 2017 theatrical version. Which is to say, under Snyder’s vision and direction, the story is no longer an incoherent mess. Low bar, we know. But still.

Below is our mostly spoiler-free review of Justice League Snyder Cut. If you want to go into it totally fresh, maybe skip this part and come back when you’re done watching it in a week:

What The Hell Is A Snyder Cut?

Well, if you know, feel free to skip this part. If you don’t know, here’s what it is: Director Zach Snyder was pegged as the DCU’s main overall visionary and cinematic architect. He began with Man of Steel (2013), followed by Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016), and was set to make a couple of more movies, which included Justice League. Unfortunately, Snyder and his movie-making partner wife, Deborah, had to leave Justice League mid-production following the tragic death by suicide of their daughter. The movie was shelved, but because Warner Bros. and DCU are money-grubbing fuckwads who didn’t want to postpone the release date, they refused to wait for the Snyders to return, so they hired director Joss Whedon to complete the project. Whedon is known as the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the writer/director of the first two Avengers movies. He’s also known for being a very large asshole. Because critics complained that Snyder’s DC movies were too dark, the DCU folks were hoping Whedon’s reshoots and reworking of Snyder’s vision would liven things up, make things brighter and funnier and less broody and less gritty and oh no Batman said “fuck” let us all commit ritualistic sepuku!

Instead, Whedon’s version gave us an incoherent film with enough plot holes to fill the American Airlines Arena, some misogynistic moments with Wonder Woman (ohhh girl super hero is hawt), and Henry Cavill’s stupid CGI face because, at the time, Cavill was filming Mission: Impossible and was required to sport a mustache and Tom Cruise wouldn’t let him shave it for Whedon’s re-shoots, so Whedon’s clever idea to get out of that pickle was to CGI the mustache off Cavill’s face, thus making Joss Whedon the first director in movie history to make Henry Cavill look like a weird ugly person just like the rest of us. The movie was rightly critically panned and made very little money (by blockbuster standards). So, in came the Internet Nerds demanding Warner Bros. allow Snyder to release his version of the film and, by some crazy happenstance, they actually said OK and he did. Anyway, there you go. All caught up.

So what’s Better About the Syder Cut?

Everything. 

Everything?

Yes.

Can you elaborate?

Yes! Here we go: 

The story makes sense. As mentioned above — and cannot be stressed enough — the 2007 version is an incoherent mess of a movie where the studio heads seemed more concerned with making it more FUN! and less somber sad face emoji. The problem was, a portion of Snyder’s film had already been shot, and since Whedon has his own version of how things should go, the movie turned out to be a mangled uneven turd. The overall plot in the Snyder Cut remains the same, but the story makes way more sense now. For example, we now know why the Mother Boxes are a thing that matter (although, at one point in the movie, the Flash calls them the “Doom Boxes,” which is way cooler than Mommy Boxes). The villain Steppenwolf’s motivation for being such a huge douchebag is more fleshed out. Where in the 2017 version he was just some guy with a giant axe and a stupid name who wanted to collect some magic boxes for reasons, here we get to the why. Why does this noseless asshole need those boxes??? The short answer: He’s a middle manager for an evil conglomerate looking to save face for the evil conglomerate’s big boss after screwing things up so badly on some previous jobs. 

The character arcs. Each of our heroes — Batman (Ben Affleck), Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot), Aquaman (Jason Mamoa), Flash (Ezra Miller), Cyborg (Ray Fisher), and Superman (Henry Cavill) — gets their own arcs to flesh out who they are and why they matter — particularly the Flash and Cyborg, who are now more than just mere comedy relief sidekicks. Like the MCU’s Avengers, we’re shown independent superheroes who carry around their own human baggage — from Batman’s guilt over being such a dick, which led to Superman’s death, and his relationship with butler/surrogate dad Alfred (Jeremy Irons), to Wonder Woman dealing with her guilt in abandoning her people for the greater good of humanity, to Aquaman’s resentment over being half man-half Atlantian, to Cyborg mourning the loss of his mother as well as his own identity, to the Flash trying to find a way to get his imprisoned dad (Billy Crudup) out of the clink, to Superman wrestling with love and existentialism. These are fleshed out characters with real shit going on in their respective lives. And, as the story moves forward, each of these superhumans has to figure out where and how they fit into this world-saving team assembled by the one guy with zero superhuman abilities. The Snyder Cut is a heavily character-driven film, which is pleasantly surprising. 

SICK TRAPS, BRO.

The CGI Is Vastly Superior. Where the 2007 version had CGI that looked cheap and cartoonish, the Snyder Cut’s CGI looks fresher, cleaner, and more realistic. Steppenwolf (Ray Porter) has been given some cool gleaming battle armor to wear, which shows off his tight glutes and his sick traps. He doesn’t look like a waxen claymation character anymore. The action sequences are more fun to enjoy because you’re not distracted by bad visual effects. 

What Are the Best Parts of the Snyder Cut?

Here are the best parts of the Snyder Cut, ranked.

  1. The scene that introduces us to the Flash is remarkable. Cut from the 2017 version, the audience’s introduction to Snyder’s Barry Allen is like a mini movie onto itself. From the opening moment showing us a truck rolling into Central City (the set up), to Allen — a man who can run at the speed of light — running late for a job interview (our hero in distress), to the set up of him eventually saving a pretty girl from certain death (ah, love), to the payoff at the end of the sequence (happy endings are the best). The entire scene is about five minutes long, but encpomases everything you look for in a good story: action, comedy, romance, a beautiful musical interlude, and more comedy. And it’s cool as shit to see just how fast The Flash is and how he sees the world at superspeed. It’s the best moment in the entire four-hour flick.
  1. Seeing Our First Glimpse of Other Cool DC Characters (SPOILERS AHEAD). They’re short cameos, but it was very nerd-boner cool to see a Green Lantern make an appearance, as well as a big Martian Manhunter reveal. That’s all we’ll say about that.
  1. The Appearance of Darkseid and DeSaad. More stuff we didn’t see in Whedon’s version for some inexplicable reason: the biggest bad guy in the DC Universe, Darkseid makes an appearance and is integral to the plot. While he was merely mentioned in the 2017 version, here Darkseid has full scenes where he shows up, gets into a big battle with the human race, says ominous shit in a cool deep voice, and threatens to totally muder everyone in the face because he’s pure evil. Cooler than that, though, is the appearance of one of Darkseid’s chief lieutenants, DeSaad. DeSaad is a creation of comic book king Jack Kirby from his Fourth World meta-series. In the movie, he communicates with Steppenwolf from the fiery planet of Apokolips and looks and sounds cool as shit doing so. 
  1. Cyborg. Ray Fisher is a great Cyborg (and also a great human for being one of the first people to call Whedon out on his bullshit, at the expense of his career, maybe). In the 2017 version of Justice League, Cyborg’s presence was barely explained. He was a modern day computerized Frankenstein who could hack into the Internet and that was that, no need for more info. But in the Snyder Cut, Cyborg plays a huge part in pushing the story along while giving his character arc more heart. In the Snyder Cut, Cyborg is no longer reduced to being just the token black guy that says “boo-ya.” He’s a character you root for, a character that grows.
  1. The warriors of Themyscira are treated with much more respect. The 2017 movie Wonder Woman established that the Amazonian warriors were the ultimate in badassery. No men allowed on their island because men suck. But when 2017’s Justice League rolled around, they were reduced to being a bunch of women who got beat up by Steppenwolf and were mad that Diana was no longer around (weird how that happened under Whedon’s watch). In the Snyder Cut, the warriors of Themyscira are defeated in battle against Steppenwolf, but give him a really good fight. You’re reminded as to why they’re total badasses even till the very end. 
  1. Batman’s dream sequence from Batman v Superman is explained in a way that makes sense. One of the most confounding things about the insufferably bad Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was the lack of explaining what the holy shit balls was going on. None more so than Batman’s dreams where he had visions of a dystopian world where he wore a trench coat and goggles over his Batsuit and where Superman was a psycho murderbot for some reason and where the Flash tells Bats that the key to stopping Superman was Lois Lane. Then Batman would wake up from his dream and that would be it. It was weird and confusing, but the whole thing is explained in the Snyder Cut. Batman v Superman is still a garbage movie, though.
  2. Joe Morton! The greatest Fish Out Of Water actor ever gets plenty of screen time and we, as a society, are all the better for it.
  3. Jeremy Irons is a GOAT. ‘Nuff said.

What was bad about the Snyder Cut?

  1. It’s four hours and two minutes long!!! Snyder had always intended for his movie to be long, but we doubt the original vision called for four whole hours and two minutes. And what’s with the extra two minutes?? DOSSS! When HBO Max announced it would be streaming the Snyder Cut, the original intent was to release it in small doses, like a mini-series. And a series broken up into four one-hour episodes would’ve been nice, all things considered. As it is, though, it’s one long-ass movie (broken up into seven parts). Longer than Lawrence of Arabia, or any of the Godfathers, or The Irishman, the Snyder Cut is a slog. Still, there are times when one might binge watch an entire show in seven hours, so it’s not impossible to get through. Plus, the action and story never wane, so you should be fine watching it in one sitting, if you so desire. Just be prepared to stop for several piss breaks.

Too much time swimming in the pool

 

  1. Superman’s Return Feels Unearned. The Snyder Cut opens where Batman v Superman ends, with Superman’s death as he saves the world from Doomsday. So as Justice League Snyder Cut begins, Superman is dead and everyone is sad. There are memorials erected all around the world and people are talking about how when he died, all hope died with him. This premise would work fine if it had been established better in previous movies. But Man of Steel and Batman v Superman showed us that people kinda hated Superman. He was treated like a sort of piraha. They picketed against him, and hated him for wrecking buildings. Bruce Wayne wanted him dead. Everyone in those movies were all, “man, fuck that Kryptonian guy,” which makes sense because he’s an alien with super abilities and America hates that shit. So it’s a little weird that now, all of a sudden, everyone is all boo-hoo Superman is dead. The sadness and the loss of hope isn’t earned in this movie. Although, like with everything else, his return from the dead is handled way better in the Snyder Cut than in the 2017 version.
  2. Ben Affleck still looks like a mannequin. And he still acts like one too.
  3. The stakes never feel all that high. It’s tough to watch any DC movie and not compare it to the MCU movies, but alas. The battles in the MCU sometimes spilled out into the streets, where buildings toppled and civilians were killed. In one of the movies, an entire country was lifted up off the ground and dropped. So when Thanos gets his hands on the dreaded Infinity Stones, there’s an actual sense of fear and tension there. This is a murderous bastard and all of humanity is gonna get killt. But you never really get that with Steppenwolf or Darkseid in this movie. Sure, it’s implied. But there are zero civilian casualties, which takes away from the stakes a bit. They probably did this following the strange backlash they got after Man of Steel’s final battle scene basically decimated all of Metropolis.  
  4. Snyder Slow Mooooo. It’s a Zach Snyder movie (a four hour one, at that), so you’re going to get the inevitable Zach Snyder slow motion scene. There’s the slow motion falling spent shell, slow motion fighting, slow motion flying, slow motion waves, slow motion hair, slow motion kissing, slow motion musical interludes, slow motion jumping, slow motion running, even — seriously — slow motion sesame seed falling off a hamburger bun.
  5. Not enough Willem Defoe. Always a cinematic crime.


Final Thoughts

It’s a shame that Warner Brothers and DC have decided to move forward with their movies without Snyder’s vision being realized. The Snyder Cut ends with an interesting set up for a big battle where the Flash might have to use his powers of speed to manipulate time, and where Batman and the Joker have to work together. This would have inevitably ended with a movie where our heroes have to face down Darkseid in one giant battle ala Avengers: End Game. Instead, we’re left to wonder what could have been. Unless, of course, this movie gets a billion downloads and the Internet Nerds badger the DCU studio heads to re-hire Snyder to get back to realizing his vision. But, that’s probably a long shot.

All in all, Justice League Snyder Cut is a ballsy attempt at telling the stories of some of the most iconic superheroes in the history of the genre. It often falls short, but not enough to where it’s a forgettable piece of crap — which is what most people were probably expecting. It’s a decent enough movie to waste a day, if not a weekend, on. And, if nothing else, it stands as a testament to the artist fighting relentlessly for his vision, and winning! Also, it’s four hours of really pretty images to look at, so there’s that.

Chris Joseph (@ByChrisJoseph) is a host of the Five Reasons comedy podcast, Ballscast. He’s written about sports and movies for Deadspin, Miami New Times, CBS Sports, and several other outlets.

Dolphins coach Brian Flores discussed free agency, the draft and Tua Tagovailoa.

Pressure Point: Flores ‘excited’ about Tua as Dolphins prepare for free agency, draft

All of the speculation so far in this NFL offseason about the Miami Dolphins is focused on the possible pursuit of elite quarterback Deshaun Watson through trade and what they may do with the third overall pick in the NFL Draft.

None of it has altered the view of coach Brian Flores, at least publicly, regarding Tua Tagovailoa.

Asked his reaction to conjecture about the quarterback position, Flores said Thursday, “My reaction is I’m excited to work with Tua.”

Flores was addressing South Florida media ahead to the free agency signing period beginning March 17 and the draft to follow April 29-May 1.

The coach did the usual gingerly dance around how the Dolphins will approach those two crucial offseason roster-building tools. His remarks on the draft indicated that the Dolphins aren’t necessarily locked in on holding onto the third pick.

“Our scouting staff, I think they’ve done a really great job as far as narrowing down who the top players are in this draft,” Flores said. “We’ll have an opportunity to grab one of them, at least in let’s call it the top 10. But having that type of pick, there’s a lot of other avenues we can go. We’ll explore those also.”

Dolphins can’t get everything they want in free agency

Meanwhile, he offered a realistic assessment on what the Dolphins will be able to achieve in pursuit of veteran free agents:

“I think I’m going to be playing the song, ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’ on that Day 1 of free agency, to be honest with you.”

The NFL announced Wednesday that the 2021 salary cap will be $182.5 million, down from the $198.2 million last season.

The salary cap tracker Spotrac.com projects the Dolphins’ available cap space at about $33.1 million, including a $15.2 million rollover from last year and $4.6 million in dead space (that includes dead space from releasing linebacker Kyle Van Noy).

The Dolphins have been linked to interest in Packers running back Aaron Jones and Lions wide receiver Kenny Golladay, among others. But they are not set up for the sort of spending spree as a year ago.

Miami’s available cap space is tied for ninth-highest in the NFL with the Detroit Lions.

“We do have some money from a cap standpoint that we can spend,” Flores said. “We may get priced out on some guys that we’d like to have. [Or] they may just want to go elsewhere. …

“We want talented players but we want a good cohesive unit, guys that fit well together. That’s not always 11 stars.”

Elevating Tua’s development vital to Dolphins

Flores reiterated his commitment to Tagovailoa, who he called “a talented player,’ and made it clear he has been in close contact with the second-year quarterback.

“Tua and I had lunch yesterday,” Flores said. “He’s doing well, he’s confident, I’m confident in him. I’m looking forward to his offseason [work].

“I’m really excited about that Year 1 to Year 2 jump, being more comfortable. … I’m all about the development of players and helping them develop and get better. I think an offseason is going to be really helpful for him and I’m really excited about working with him this offseason.”

None of that rules out the possibility of the team taking a different approach to advancing the quarterback position, depending on what opportunities may be available to them — the Texans still say they’re not trading Watson.

The Dolphins will have to address the back-up quarterback role. Retaining veteran Ryan Fitzpatrick is viewed as unlikely.

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Fitzpatrick unlikely to return as backup QB

“We’d love him back but I think this is a very unique year from a cap standpoint,” Flores said, adding that if Fitzpatrick doesn’t return Miami would be seeking someone with similar characteristics in veteran savvy and competitiveness. “There’s a few guys out there. We’ve taken a look at them all.”

The other notable topic Flores touched on was the decision to elevate assistants Eric Studesville and George Godsey to offensive co-coordinators.

“I think continuity was a big thing in making that decision, Flores said. “I wanted that for Tua and really for a lot of the young players we have offensively.”
However, the game-day process of calling plays is still being worked out.

“George has called plays in the past. Eric, with COVID [contingencies in 2020], was preparing to call the game if something happened to Chan [Gailey] the entire year. We’ll figure out a way that’s collaborative but that at the end of the day puts our team in the best position to have success.”

So Flores is preparing to move forward with Tagovaila as quarterback, as well he should. Tua carries all Dolphins hopes at the onset of the NFL year.
Whether that remains the case or changes radically by the time the season begins in September, the dramatic potential remains to be played out over the coming months.

Craig Davis has covered South Florida sports and teams, including the Dolphins, for four decades. Follow him on Twitter @CraigDavisRuns

All Jimmy: The Heat’s Extreme Reliance on Butler

After one-half of this current chaotic whirlwind of an NBA “season,” the Miami Heat find themselves at 18-18. It was more of a matter of survival for Miami in the first lap around the track. They somehow pulled through and endured countless COVID and injury-related absences. Going through portions of the season playing 2-way guys major minutes and having all of their offseason signings contribute little to nothing in the process. But thanks to the East not running away from them amid the chaos, they held on and still have their sights set on homecourt in the first round. All of this thanks in large part to their alpha in Jimmy Butler. It only seemed appropriate that Butler, who survived his own Covid-related absence, would be the rope that led them out of the dark well they were stuck in. The man who came to the Heat because of its ethos and identity continues to be the engine that drives the team through every grueling mile.

How much have the Heat relied on the man they call Jimmy G Buckets? Their record with him so far sits at 14-8, which would put them near 3rd in the East. But without him, they are a measly 4-14, which puts them in the same class as the Detroit Pistons and Minnesota Timberwolves. Although many of those games also featured quite a few of the other important Miami teammates being out.

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Still, it’s pretty apparent just how much Miami has relied upon their All-Star to make their team go. His importance can also be felt when he’s not on the floor in games he plays in, mainly on the offensive end. The team sports a 110.9 offensive rating when he’s out on the court, compared to the 104.2 they have when he sits. The difference is even more noticeable when you watch the film. Jimmy’s ability to get downhill despite defenses knowing his cruel intentions for the rim is masterful. And when that rim pressure isn’t there, the offense gets stuck with constant aimless passing around the perimeter, hoping something eventually cracks. It has definitely helped to have Goran Dragic back to be that downhill threat off the bench, but relying on an aging point guard with a million miles on him to be that guy is a dangerous game.

Miami needs to find that same identity, or at least a facsimile of it when he’s sitting and Dragic isn’t available, which is likely due to where he is in his career. Butler plays every minute with such a constant intensity that would make John Malkovich cry in his sleep. You can’t lean on him to this extent this early in the year when you expect him to take it to another level come playoff time. Not to mention that those Tom Thibodeau minutes can leave a mark on you.

Thankfully for Miami, Erik Spoelstra has monitored his minutes quite well, to the tune of 33.1 minutes a game. But in those 15 minutes and games that he’s not out there, the team can’t seem to keep that same identity. This is where Bam Adebayo comes into play. Bam, as Jimmy calls him, is the heart and soul of the Miami Heat. They need Adebayo to be that facsimile, especially in the inevitable games that Jimmy Butler will miss. Everyone and their mother knows that Bam can and should become the heir apparent to the Heat franchise and can be more than a facsimile. Hell, he’s probably that right now, and he might be the only one who doesn’t know it. Everyone knows it’s frustrating and certainly isn’t helped when Adebayo continues to end Zoom Pressers with “I need to be more aggressive.” Fans forget how painful growing pains can be until you’re experiencing them.

The Heat are a team of equal opportunity offense, but even Jimmy knows when it’s time to go into the do-it-yourself kit and give a jolt to an otherwise dead possession. Bam needs to find that kit himself and keep the team well above the tidal waves that hit them when Butler sits. It shouldn’t be a tsunami-like hit every time he goes to the bench, especially with Adebayo still being at the helm of the levees. That might be the final step the team needs to take to hit another level in the second half of the season.

I would love to see Miami run more reverse pick-and-rolls with Bam Adebayo and Duncan Robinson, forcing the defense to react to the near 6’10 bull that handles the ball and can make the smart pass whenever the opposition reacts. It’s not that Bam can’t bend a defense without Jimmy; it’s about the opportunities and willingness to do so. Last season Bam’s on/off numbers looked a lot better to the tune of a 5.0 net rating when on the floor. But those numbers have dipped considerably down to -0.4 this year. Both due to teams scouting the Adebayo-Robinson dribble-handoffs and Bam playing plenty of games with less than ideal rosters on the floor. Those handoffs don’t have the same juice, and it’s why I implore the team and Bam to try new avenues that could propel them to greater heights. It’s frustrating for fans because they have seen Adebayo answer these questions in spurts dating back to last season’s playoffs. Hopefully, the young ever-growing jewel of the team’s eye can realize it himself soon enough.

So much of this shouldn’t be on Adebayo’s shoulders but the rest of the team as well. Everyone needs to fill those gaps in their own way. Last season Miami had 8 guys who played major minutes contribute a positive net rating, compared to this year’s 3. Plenty can be attributed to guys playing a few spots too high in the rotation leading to a less than ideal distribution of minutes. In my opinion, a trade or two might help to shore up some of these problems, but it’s also up to the guys on the floor to do their part. It doesn’t matter how they do it, but they need to find that same balance and calm that comes when a guy like Butler steps on the floor. Or at least something close to it.

Miami shouldn’t take these Jimmy minutes for granted. What he’s doing is something special and rare. The only other players to put up at least 20-7.5-7.5-1.9stls on 57% True Shooting are Michael Jordan in 1988-89 and Magic Johnson in 1980-81. Don’t let these ever fleeting seasons fly by without a proper show of appreciation. This is the player who chose to make Miami his home because he identified with so much of what they do. Now he’s the team’s entire identity on a nightly basis. Miami needs to reward him even more by echoing that identity and carrying that torch he keeps lit with his burning fury. The Miami Heat and Jimmy Butler have become synonymous with each other. To survive the second half of the season, they need to make sure the relationship is more symbiotic than codependent. Jimmy won’t let this team down, and it’s up to them to do the same for him.

 

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