Tag Archive for: Miami Dolphins
So what’s with Reshad Jones?
The Dolphins don’t have that many proven players left on the roster.
And those who are?
Well, they are hardly guarantees going forward.
Xavien Howard and Laremy Tunsil are due extensions, and it’s not clear if the Dolphins are committed to them. Albert Wilson and Jakeem Grant are coming back from major surgery.
Reshad Jones?
Well, it’s not clear if he’s in or not.
Jones, one of the Dolphins’ few players with Pro Bowl pedigree, had a frustrating season, seeming to clash with now-ousted defensive coordinator Matt Burke about his role and even asking out of a game.
Tuesday, with a new coach (Brian Flores) on board, Jones was the most notable no-show for a “voluntary” veteran minicamp.
.@MiamiDolphins starting voluntary minicamp today. HC Brian Flores just revealed that S Reshad Jones will not be present today. Said Jones made a decision to train somewhere else.
— Alain Poupart (@apoupartFins) April 16, 2019
Then the explanations came, sort of.
Dolphins S Reshad Jones and HC Brian Flores spoke about the fact that the team leader would miss this current 3-day minicamp to continue his recovery from off-season shoulder surgery. Jones has been with the team this off-season and is looking forward to a strong Dolphins season.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) April 16, 2019
And here was one of our affiliate podcast’s interpretation….
Flores: “Reshad Jones made a decision to train somewhere else & won’t attend the voluntary mini-camps”.
Journalist: “Is Reshad upset and does he want to be traded?”
Coach Flores: “You’ll have to talk to Reshad about that”.Ergo: Yes he’s upset. And yes he wants to be traded.
— Three Yards Per Carry (@3YardsPerCarry) April 16, 2019
Whatever the reason, it’s becoming clearer that this will be close to a complete housecleaning.
Might want to try to get something for your old jerseys soon.
New episode of Three Yards Per Carry will be up overnight.
Photo by Tony Capobianco…..
Jeffrey Loria: Your worst person in Miami sports history
We probably didn’t need to do this.
It was kind of a foregone conclusion, when we selected 52 of the least popular sports figures in South Florida history — split into Sports Figures and Athletes brackets — that the frugal, former owner of the Miami Marlins would eventually tear down the nets like he tore down baseball in this market.
Still, we went through it anyway, and Jeffrey Loria was the big winner… or loser.
(We won’t show his face because, well, why?)
He was never really challenged, not against another former Marlins owner (John Henry), not against former Dolphins GM Mike Tannenbaum, not against the destroyer of the University of Miami football program Nevin Shapiro, not in the Futile Four against former Dolphins coach Nick Saban — who upset Loria’s son-in-law David Samson in the Awful Eight — and certainly not in the Final against the person you oddly deemed the worst athlete (former Dolphins offensive lineman Jonathan Martin).
This was a rout.
And why not?
Loria did win a World Series as owner, but he also made decision after decision to destroy the Marlins franchise. (Oh, and he called me a “piece of crap columnist” once, so I’ll acknowledge some bias.
He’ll probably take this condemnation as a compliment.
What was strange was the other side of the bracket, where four former Dolphins (Martin, Dion Jordan, Mike Wallace, Jay Cutler) were the last four left, not exactly the quartet we expected. In fact, Dolphins kept beating Heat, Marlins, Panthers and Hurricanes players in terms of how much you disliked them.
But no one beats Loria, not at this game.
The Glorious Birth of a Ryan Fitzpatrick Meme
Nowadays, the internet will take a picture of anything and turn it into the next great “meme”.
So when the Dolphins released a video of their off-season workouts–which looked very similar to my high school gym class–I had to watch. After all, this is year one of the Brian Flores Era and I’m anxious to see what the next regime has to offer. And so you watch intently, as the players run from one end of the indoor practice facility to the other. The montage is giving me goosebumps. And then I see the man, the myth, and the legend. The Dolphins 2019 starting quarterback, Ryan Fitzpatrick.
See, I like Ryan Fitzpatrick. In fact, I spent way too much of my life writing an article about it last week. He’s going to bring the good and definitely the bad. There will be some 400-yard games and then some stinkers. That is who he is. But today, I saw a guy that like me, has enjoyed one too many IPAs in his lifetime. No one expects these guys to look as chiseled as Cameron Wake, but have a little respect for yourself. *As I stare blankly into the mirror*
And so I snapped a picture with my phone, of the Dolphins’ 36-year old quarterback along with the clever words.
how many IPAs has ryan fitzpatrick had this offseason? pic.twitter.com/szQZp6hQLz
— josh houtz (@houtz) April 10, 2019
Twitter did exactly what you would expect and responded perfectly. Here are some of the best tweets and memes from today’s events.
Dwyane Wade’s career over?
No worries, Miami! pic.twitter.com/lONjGrGjlf— Brendan Tobin (@Brendan_Tobin) April 10, 2019
When you find out there are donuts in the breakroom pic.twitter.com/jFIh7Rl49D
— MakePhinsGreatAgain Dolphins Tank Platoon Leader (@Mikeps78_NFL) April 10, 2019
I imagine this is the image we’d get if an NFL team ever ran a promotion to let one lucky fan play quarterback for the day. “Introducing, at quarterback, the fan from section 335, row 8, seat 10!” pic.twitter.com/8B52Xg8PMp
— Travis Wingfield (@WingfieldNFL) April 10, 2019
When it’s time to secure that top five pick pic.twitter.com/0UfCqIBxCn
— Matt Harmon (@MattHarmon_BYB) April 10, 2019
I hope Kyler Murray is hiding inside that beard. https://t.co/a0HLyqcJbL
— Chris Kouffman (@ckparrot) April 10, 2019
Who did it better? pic.twitter.com/9Kt97sEyOx
— Matthew Cannata (@CannataNFL) April 10, 2019
Enough to get us this pic.twitter.com/B6NK7ymWd0
— Shoeless (@ShoelessInMiami) April 10, 2019
Ryan Thiccspatrick https://t.co/Q0HUt78l3P
— jake (@JR_Smith15) April 10, 2019
Ryan Titspatrick
— Lane (@Lane_) April 11, 2019
when she says her parents aren’t home and she just ordered 2 large pizzas, some breadsticks, and a dozen wings. pic.twitter.com/obxdtQwJ7O
— josh houtz (@houtz) April 11, 2019
Josh Houtz (@Houtz) cooks in his spare time, when he’s not working on 65 things for Five Reasons Sports Network and Dolphin Maven.
Tom Brady annoys people again
It’s April’s Fools Day, if you weren’t aware, people play practical jokes on this day.
And no one is a bigger joker than Tom Brady.
So today, the typically reclusive New England Patriots quarterback — and Miami Dolphins tormentor, except in Miami Gardens — sent out his first tweet.
And it was a super funny one.
I'm retiring. In my spare time, I'll be tweeting #LFG
— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) April 1, 2019
This thing had nearly 100,000 likes as of this post.
Apparently, some didn’t find it that amusing, even those very calm people in the Boston area.
Was this a bad joke?
— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) April 1, 2019
No, the Tuck Rule call was a bad joke.
So, sorry, Dolphins fans.
You’re getting more Brady this season, with all his hilarity.
(Photo by our Tony Capobianco)
Las Vegas not so hot on Dolphins
Are the Dolphins tanking, resetting or rebuilding?
Whatever, they’re not impressing.
The Las Vegas sportsbooks are starting to set their win futures, and at least one has Miami losing more than 2/3 of its games. Our Chris Kouffman of 3YardsPerCarry had a related nugget.
Miami and Arizona tied with 5.0 win over/unders. Only 3 times in the last 30 years has a team or teams with the lowest Vegas win total over/under ended up with the #1 overall pick. https://t.co/sIxKrnOgIh
— Chris Kouffman (@ckparrot) March 31, 2019
Incidentally, as disappointing as the Dolphins have been for a couple of decades, they’ve only lost as many as 11 games twice — in 2004 and 2007, seasons that got their coach fired, first Dave Wannstedt and then Cam Cameron.
Brian Flores, at least, would seem to be safe, since losing appears part of the plan.
So, over, or under?
(Photo by Tony Capobianco).