Who is the Bran Stark of Miami sports?

Don’t hit us with “no spoilers.”

Everyone who has ever watched Game of Thrones has probably seen — and complained about — the finale by now, so all bets are off here. Bran Stark is on the Iron Throne, at least until the not-yet-dead characters reunite for a cinematic moneygrab, and a lot of people aren’t too happy about it.

How we all actually felt when they named #BranStark king pic.twitter.com/krq0l4cmWV

— The Ringer (@ringer) May 20, 2019

When you do none of the work on a group project but get all the credit #GameOfThones #branstark pic.twitter.com/ZMKYG7Dizw

— Jacob Burdett (@JohnHenderson_9) May 20, 2019

We are a Miami sports network, of course — for better and mostly worse — so it seemed appropriate for us to try to find the Bran Stark of Miami sports. A person who ascended not out of great achievement, perhaps, but because everyone else was pretty much a failure.

Good morning.

What's the Miami sports equivalent of Bran Stark?

— Five Reasons Sports Network (@5ReasonsSports) May 20, 2019

And some of your suggestions:

Does nothing the whole series and gets to be king…. is it Jay Cutler, comes in for nothing, does nothing, gets paid and it’s done ?

— 𝘎𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘭 𝘝𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘗𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 (@gabeVpires) May 20, 2019

Chad Henne

— Daniel Eliesen (@DanielEliesen) May 20, 2019

Al Golden

— Canes Fan 🇺🇸 (@hcanes100) May 20, 2019

Chalmers. Did nothing. Got a ring.

— Jacob Pfeffer (@jpfeffs) May 20, 2019

What was that coach name fail fast forward?

— canedog1 (@overfloater1) May 20, 2019

Ryan Tannehill https://t.co/erh9Gd5FhB

— #DwyaneWadeLifer (@JBeans_15) May 20, 2019

Most of the Marlin’s players. I haven’t heard of most of them either.

— Howard Garson (@howardig) May 20, 2019

Tyler Johnson

— #OfCourse SZN (@m_lefko) May 20, 2019

Udonis Haslem https://t.co/N70o6MylFu

— Jake Markey (@JakeAMarkey) May 20, 2019

And our Josh Houtz had an idea….

A good one.

I’m sure Dolphins fans know who that is.

i'm working on something for tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/nyCsfP2WDq

— josh houtz (@houtz) May 20, 2019

But this was our favorite.

John Denney.

— Sam J (@SamJos1) May 20, 2019

Because, when in doubt, always pick the impossible to dethrone long snapper who doesn’t do much running.